Stuff NOT on my Internet

Apparently, Jason Schwartzman was in town yesterday, at least Ivy saw him at the Menomena show at the Black Cat last night.

I am trying to research why he's in DC on the internet and there is no news. No stuff on my internet!

I received this email from Ivy this morning:

Ivy/Wes dialogue on a loungy/drunky Sunday:
Hey, Menomena's playing the Cat on Tuesday!
Oh, really?! We should go!
Yeah, done! Anyone else wanna come? No? Lame, whatevs.

Ivy/Wes dialogue on a drunky/dancy Tuesday evening:
Oh, perfect timing...
YES
Hey, These guys are great! YES!
Let's have another beer!
YEAH, good music, good friends, good beer. GLORIOUS!
[enter random couple stage right]
Whoa, Tell me that wasn't Jason Schwartzman?!
Where? whoa. should we follow?
No, no, we'll figure it out.
Well good for him for catching a great show! YES!
...
Haha, he likes it, he's bobbing his head. Yeah, and he's way short.
[Show ends. Encore coming soon.]
There they go, let's follow!
Yeah, definitely him. So short, and those moles!
[they pay their tab and chick hits the ladies room]
I'm going for it!!

Ivy/Schwartzman dialogue on a drunky/holy-shit-thats-Schwartzman-and-what-a-great-band! Tuesday evening.
[he's mulling around in back by the bathrooms, by the atm. I sidle up beside him. Holy stinky breath!]
IN: So, whadjya think?
JS: Oh, they're great! YEAH!
IN: Have you seen them before?
JS: Nah, I have their album. So great to hear that they are as good live!
IN: Yeah, they have a very full sound for only three people! (I stole that line from Wes)
IN/JS: YEAH!
IN: Oh hey, they're back. Enjoy!
JS: Cool, yeah!

[Wes and Ivy giggle and dance!]

Wes/Ivy/Menomena merch table/Menomena lead dude
We should tell them about Schwartzman.
Yeah, and about Matchbox in Portland!
yeah, and they need a merch girl, I'm available!

Ivy/Sweaty Menomena Lead Dude
IN: I'd like that CD please.
SMLD: K, cool, hows it going.
IN: And you need a merch girl! I'm available. [eyelashes batting a million miles and hour, puffing out my girls a bit more]
SMLD: haha, yeah, sounds good!
IN: And next time you're home in Portland, you really should visit a great bar in Southeast, on Division and 30th, its called Matchbox. You'll love it.
SMLD: Oh, yeah? 30th and Division, eh?!
IN: And one more thing... Did you see Jason Swartzman, he's totally into you guys!
SMLD: Huh? Swartzman?! Rushmore Schwartzman!
IN: YEAH!! He loves you guys, he's here, I just talked to him right over there! We think you have a very full sound! (still stealing from Wes here)
SMLD: Wow! COOL! Okay, so, this CD. We need a merch girl and you're available. Bar on 30th and Division. And Schwartzman was here and is totally into us. ?
IN: uh huh. uh huh. yeah. UH HUH!!

Thanks bye!!

THE END

transition into the fuschia

well this is just freaking me out.

TAKE FLIGHT

Britney Memorabilia

You too can own the sock worn by TMZ staff while Britney Spears drove over their foot.
Completely authentic.
Includes tire track.
All this can be yours for just over $640.00.

Check it out.

And then watch the video

"your face, our balls"

have you ever wanted to hit someone in the face? and not get in trouble or cause too much pain? and do you also like participating in group sports?




START A LEAGUE

it's in the bag

be eco-friendly and suspicious all at the same time!


with this price tag, you should just shoplift the bag

Feel the power, you see the energy

Do you remember Electric Youth Perfume?



Well, you can still purchase this on the internet. Of course.

Electric Youth Perfume by Revlon

And I thought I would post the Electric Youth lyrics too because they just don't write em like this anymore:

Ho-woah...

Verse 1:
Zappin it to ya
The pressures everywhere
Goin right through ya
The fevers in the air
Oh yeah, its there!
Dont underestimate the power
Of a lifetime ahead

Chorus:
Electric youth
Feel the power, you see the energy
Comin up
Coming on strong
The future only belongs
To the future itself/in the hands of itself
And the future is
Electric youth
Its true you cant fight it
Live by it
The next generation...

Its electric

Verse 2:
Weve got the most time
To make the world go round
Oh, can you spare a dime?
Place your bet on our sound
Come back to town
Dont lose sight of potential mastermind
Remember when you were young

Chorus

Its electric

Bridge:
We do what comes naturally (naturally!)
You see now
Wait for the possibility
Dont you see a strong resemblance
To yourself? (oh...)
Dont you think what we say is important?
Whatever it may be...
The fun is gonna start with me
cause Im bringing it back...

Chorus

Its electrifying

Take it fred!

Chorus

Its electric, its electric, its electric

Chorus

Inflation
Flirtation
Relaxation
Elation
Generation of
An electric youth!

different perspectives

with the advent of digital technology it seems like everybodys a photographer which is usually just annoying, but this is pretty awesome.

Coming soon - doggie photo blogs

Ice Rocks!

ICEROCKS

Are you kidding me? Can't you just make your own Spring Water ice with Evian and Volvic?

Well, just goes to show that there is something for everyone on the internet.

fun for your co-workers!

Poop Report

You bug me!

if you're like me, occasionally you need a bug. here's where you can get one!
www.insectsinternational.com

and for those concerned: "All items are PRESERVED or DRIED, we do not sell live material."

Welcome

Welcome to Stuff On My Internet! During our quest to finish the internet, we have come across so many bizarre products that you can actually order. This blog has been created to consolidate our favorites into one, easy to find place.

For example, this doormat is awesome and available for you to buy on Whatonearthcatalog.com