Stuff NOT on my Internet

Apparently, Jason Schwartzman was in town yesterday, at least Ivy saw him at the Menomena show at the Black Cat last night.

I am trying to research why he's in DC on the internet and there is no news. No stuff on my internet!

I received this email from Ivy this morning:

Ivy/Wes dialogue on a loungy/drunky Sunday:
Hey, Menomena's playing the Cat on Tuesday!
Oh, really?! We should go!
Yeah, done! Anyone else wanna come? No? Lame, whatevs.

Ivy/Wes dialogue on a drunky/dancy Tuesday evening:
Oh, perfect timing...
YES
Hey, These guys are great! YES!
Let's have another beer!
YEAH, good music, good friends, good beer. GLORIOUS!
[enter random couple stage right]
Whoa, Tell me that wasn't Jason Schwartzman?!
Where? whoa. should we follow?
No, no, we'll figure it out.
Well good for him for catching a great show! YES!
...
Haha, he likes it, he's bobbing his head. Yeah, and he's way short.
[Show ends. Encore coming soon.]
There they go, let's follow!
Yeah, definitely him. So short, and those moles!
[they pay their tab and chick hits the ladies room]
I'm going for it!!

Ivy/Schwartzman dialogue on a drunky/holy-shit-thats-Schwartzman-and-what-a-great-band! Tuesday evening.
[he's mulling around in back by the bathrooms, by the atm. I sidle up beside him. Holy stinky breath!]
IN: So, whadjya think?
JS: Oh, they're great! YEAH!
IN: Have you seen them before?
JS: Nah, I have their album. So great to hear that they are as good live!
IN: Yeah, they have a very full sound for only three people! (I stole that line from Wes)
IN/JS: YEAH!
IN: Oh hey, they're back. Enjoy!
JS: Cool, yeah!

[Wes and Ivy giggle and dance!]

Wes/Ivy/Menomena merch table/Menomena lead dude
We should tell them about Schwartzman.
Yeah, and about Matchbox in Portland!
yeah, and they need a merch girl, I'm available!

Ivy/Sweaty Menomena Lead Dude
IN: I'd like that CD please.
SMLD: K, cool, hows it going.
IN: And you need a merch girl! I'm available. [eyelashes batting a million miles and hour, puffing out my girls a bit more]
SMLD: haha, yeah, sounds good!
IN: And next time you're home in Portland, you really should visit a great bar in Southeast, on Division and 30th, its called Matchbox. You'll love it.
SMLD: Oh, yeah? 30th and Division, eh?!
IN: And one more thing... Did you see Jason Swartzman, he's totally into you guys!
SMLD: Huh? Swartzman?! Rushmore Schwartzman!
IN: YEAH!! He loves you guys, he's here, I just talked to him right over there! We think you have a very full sound! (still stealing from Wes here)
SMLD: Wow! COOL! Okay, so, this CD. We need a merch girl and you're available. Bar on 30th and Division. And Schwartzman was here and is totally into us. ?
IN: uh huh. uh huh. yeah. UH HUH!!

Thanks bye!!

THE END